🐈 CATS 🐈⬛
the fluffy masters of the universe
😼
The Smug One
Thinks your laptop is a heated bed. Will stare at you while pushing your glass off the table. Not sorry.
"I fits, I sits, I rule."
🙀
3 AM Zoomies
Sleeps 16 hours a day, then decides the hallway is a racetrack at 3 AM. Gravity is optional.
"Silence is for the weak."
😻
The Affection Trap
Demands cuddles, purrs like a diesel engine, then bites you for no reason. It's called love, apparently.
"Pet me. No, not like that."
🐟
Food Critic
Snubs the expensive organic pâté. Prefers the plastic wrapper from your sandwich. Will yell until you share.
"I'll take the tuna, peasant."
😹 Whisker Wisdom 😹
- 🐾 A cat can hear a can opener from 3 blocks away.
- 😺 Cats have 32 muscles in each ear — to ignore you better.
- 😽 A group of cats is called a "clowder" (or a "meowfia").
- 😸 Cats spend 30% of their life grooming, 60% sleeping, 10% plotting.
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